It's Not Going to Lick Itself - Unisex Muscle Tank Size:2XL Renamed the Castaways in 1963

Renamed the Castaways in 1963

Basting a turkey requires a suspiciously suggestive motion that nobody at the table wants to acknowledge

Every pizza box leaving that shop is plausible deniability in cardboard form

Large light blue script text reads "Johnnys" over a vintage hand-drawn illustration of snow-capped mountains in white and light blue with weathered texture

It's Not Going to Lick Itself - Unisex Muscle Tank Size:2XL Renamed the Castaways in 1963Bomb Pops melting down your arm at a cookout is nature's way of saying get your mouth involved. Plausible deniability lasts exactly as long as it takes someone to read the second line. The Details: Distressed white groovy hand lettered text reads "it's not going to lick itself" arranged in stacked lines. Below, a vintage style illustration of a tri color rocket popsicle in red, white, and blue sits tilted diagonally, with blue melting drips falling