The North Swole - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Color:Black/White rendered in skin-tone

rendered in skin-tone

Everyone who hot-glued something for three weeks will hate you

Green ink depicts a baseball with "Ohio State League" text above large block letters reading "KALAMAZOO" and "CELERY PICKERS

Pluto got demoted by a committee vote

The North Swole - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Color:Black/White rendered in skin-toneSanta skipping cookies for chicken breast six times a day explains why nobody ever sees him between December 26th and November 30th. Eleven months of bulk season, one night of cardio. The Details: Arched white Gothic text reads "North Swole" above a comic book style illustration of a muscular, shirtless Santa Claus with arms crossed in a bodybuilder pose. Santa wears a red hat with white trim and red pants cinched by a black belt with a golden buckle.