The North Swole - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Forest Golden-yellow vertical rectangle sits to

Golden-yellow vertical rectangle sits to the left of stacked white uppercase text reading "NATIONAL SARCASM SOCIETY

Arched pink text reads "WEEKEND" above outlined hollow white block letters reading "VIBES

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The North Swole - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Forest Golden-yellow vertical rectangle sits toSanta skipping cookies for chicken breast six times a day explains why nobody ever sees him between December 26th and November 30th. Eleven months of bulk season, one night of cardio. The Details: Arched white Gothic text reads "North Swole" above a comic book style illustration of a muscular, shirtless Santa Claus with arms crossed in a bodybuilder pose. Santa wears a red hat with white trim and red pants cinched by a black belt with a golden buckle.