Boating It'll Getcha Wet - Long Sleeve T-Shirt culver city A tennis infused design spoof

A tennis infused design spoof parody inspired by Seinfield

Bold white serif text reads "THE BEETUS" across the top

Minor league ball in towns like Grand Forks was the soul of American baseball

holding a glove

Boating It'll Getcha Wet - Long Sleeve T-Shirt culver city A tennis infused design spoofBoating safety literature never uses the word "getcha," and that's how you know exactly which marina gift shop reject aisle this came from. The cabin cruiser illustration is just there so you can point at it when someone's grandmother asks. The Details: Retro 1970s groovy bubble lettering in white reads "BOATING" across the top. A white line art illustration of a cabin cruiser with a flag, windows, and waves beneath it sits centered below. White text